Messages : 46 Age : 24 Location : Capitale de Noël Language : French, English and Russian
Subject: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:49 pm
Yes I know this has nothing to do with Disney but desperate times call for desperate measures. I just had to post this project. Our forum NEEDS more projects !
Here's the song :
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Here's the karaoke version :
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And here are the lyrics :
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[LIZ] Pop!
[ANNIE] Six!
[JUNE] Squish!
[HUNYAK] Uh Uh
[VELMA] Cicero
[MONA] Lipschitz!
[NARRATOR (or whatever he is ^^"] And now the 6 marry murderesses of the cook county jail in their rendition of the cell block tango
[LIZ] Pop!
[ANNIE] Six!
[JUNE] Squish!
[HUNYAK] Uh Uh
[VELMA] Cicero
[MONA] Lipschitz!
[LIZ] Pop!
[ANNIE] Six!
[JUNE] Squish!
[HUNYAK] Uh Uh
[VELMA] Cicero
[MONA] Lipschitz!
[LIZ] Pop!
[ANNIE] Six!
[JUNE] Squish!
[HUNYAK] Uh Uh
[VELMA] Cicero
[MONA] Lipschitz!
[LIZ] Pop!
[ANNIE] Six!
[JUNE] Squish!
[HUNYAK] Uh Uh
[VELMA] Cicero
[MONA] Lipschitz!
[ALL] He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it
[VELMA] I betcha you would have done the same!
[LIZ] Pop!
[ANNIE] Six!
[JUNE] Squish!
[HUNYAK] Uh Uh
[VELMA] Cicero
[MONA] Lipschitz!
[LIZ (Spoken)] You know how people have these little habits That get you down. Like Bernie. Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day And I am really irritated, and I'm looking for a bit of sympathy and there's Bernie layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So, I said to him, I said, "you pop that gum one more time..." and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... ...into his head.
[GIRLS] He had it coming He had it coming He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there If you'd have heard it I betcha you would Have done the same!
[ANNIE (Spoken)] I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner. And then I found out, "Single" he told me? Single, my ass. Not only was he married ...oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
[LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA] Hah! He had it coming He had it coming He took a flower In its prime And then he used it And he abused it It was a murder But not a crime!
[VELMA AND HUNYAK] Pop, six, squish, uh-uh Cicero, Lipschitz
[JUNE (Spoken)] Now, I'm standing in the kitchen carvin' up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You been screwin' the milkman," he says. He was crazy and he kept screamin', "you been screwin the milkman." And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.."
[ALL] If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same!
[HUNYAK (Spoken)] Mit keresek, йn itt? Azt mondjбk, hogy a hнres lakem lefogta a fйrjemet йn meg lecsaptam a fejйt. De nem igaz, йn бrtatlan vagyok. Nem tudom miйrt mondja Uncle Sam, hogy йn tettem. Probбltam a rendхrsйgen megmagyarбzni de nem йrtettйk meg...
[ROXY (Spoken)] Yeah, but did you do it?
[HUNYAK] UH UH, not guilty!
[VELMA] My sister, Veronica and I had this double act and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us. Now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles, back flips,flip flops, one right after the other. Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin' and havin' a few laughs when we run out of ice. So I went out to get some. I come back, open the door and there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen- the spread eagle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
[GIRLS] They had it coming
[VELMA] They had it coming
[GIRLS] They had it coming
[VELMA] They had it coming all along I didn't do it
[GIRLS] She didn't do it
[VELMA] But if I'd done it
[GIRLS] But if she'd done it
[VELMA] How could you tell me that I was wrong? They had it coming
[GIRLS] They had it coming
[VELMA] They had it coming
[GIRLS] They had it coming
[VELMA] They had it coming all along
[GIRLS] They took a flower in it's prime
[VELMA] I didn't do it
[GIRLS] 'Cause if they used us
[VELMA] But if I'd done it
[GIRLS] And they abused us
[VELMA] How could you tell me That I was wrong?
[MONA] I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy... sensitive... a painter. But He was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.
[ALL] The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA] They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK] They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA] They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK] They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA] They had it comin'
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK] They had it comin'
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA] All along
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK] All along 'Cause if they used us
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA] 'Cause if they used us
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK] And they abused us
[LIZ,ANNIE,MONA] And they abused us
[VELMA,JUNE,HUNYAK] How could you tell us that we were wrong?
[ALL] He had it coming He had it coming He only had Himself To blame. If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha You would Have done The same!
[LIZ (Spoken)] You pop that gum one more time!
[ANNIE (spoken)] Single my ass.
[JUNE (Spoken)] Ten times!
[HUNYAK (Spoken)] Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe.
[VELMA (Spoken)] Number seventeen-the spread eagle.
[MONA (Spoken)] Artistic differences.
[LIZ] Pop!
[ANNIE] Six!
[JUNE] Squish!
[HUNYAK] Uh Uh
[VELMA] Cicero
[MONA] Lipschitz!
Yeah I know this is really cynical So I'm looking for six merry murderesses, one merry Roxy and one merry narrator (it can be a girl too, like I said, desperate times =P). Of course the more people participate, the better, as there are parts when we all sing together I can take Hunyak's part if no one wants it, unless there's some God-sent Hungarian-speaking person on this forum xD Send your parts to my address : anastassiablkv@gmail.comandforumawnws@gmail.com a capella and without any "effects"
If possible I'd love to see this project done by Valentine's Day, which is the 14th of February. See ? You have plenty of time ! So no excuses people : PARTICIPATE !
Last edited by Catimini on Fri Apr 17, 2015 5:55 pm; edited 12 times in total
oonamusik
Messages : 14 Age : 26 Location : Finland Language : Finnish, English, French, Swedish, Russian, choose any!
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:17 am
Btw I can do the narrator too if anyone else doesn't want to!
Catimini
Messages : 46 Age : 24 Location : Capitale de Noël Language : French, English and Russian
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:33 pm
Thank you Chili, you did great =D And yeah Oona, you can have the narrator, and I'll probably take Roxie so that we can all move on.
oonamusik
Messages : 14 Age : 26 Location : Finland Language : Finnish, English, French, Swedish, Russian, choose any!
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango Sat Feb 07, 2015 9:14 am
In the original version during everyone's solo others are singing the chorus slowly and softly in the background, are we supposed to do that too? I mean has anyone else done it? Just so I know before I write the lyrics down for them..
OoNanouchetteoO
Messages : 32 Age : 29 Location : France Language : French & English (+ Spanish)
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango Tue Feb 10, 2015 7:09 pm
Wow... well I have to confess that I totally forgot that I had to do this... I've got a lot of work this year so I can't really record myself... what do you need me to do ? I was supposed to study tomorw afternoon but I can't come back home and try to do this but it might be a really awefull recording... aaaarf I'm so sorry!!! I'm ashamed of myself, really...
oonamusik
Messages : 14 Age : 26 Location : Finland Language : Finnish, English, French, Swedish, Russian, choose any!
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:05 pm
Umm so Valentine's Day was on Saturday, where was this project? Has anyone even heard from catimini since their latest input on this thread?
Catimini
Messages : 46 Age : 24 Location : Capitale de Noël Language : French, English and Russian
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:06 pm
Hello ! I'm awfully sorry about my absence and my lack of response to the mails OO"
Just so you know, I've listened to the parts I got and all of them seem pretty much OK. Trouble is that I don't feel like I can do a good job with the mixing at all... So if someone could volunteer I would be really, really grateful.
Again, please forgive me for my lack of presence TT" *hides*
Stellatsu Frozen Heart ❆
Messages : 166 Age : 30 Location : Paris, France Language : French, English, Spanish
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:28 pm
Cat, also send a pm to TheNight (as Oona will probably see your message)
TheNight130
Messages : 22 Age : 28
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:09 pm
Oh wow, i thought i sent you my part already, i guess i was thinking about doing it and never did ^///^ Sorry, But i sent it to you ♥
Medleys Daughter
Messages : 4 Age : 25 Language : Spanish and English
Subject: Valentine's Day Project : Cell Block Tango 
So I'm looking for six merry murderesses, one merry Roxy and one merry narrator (it can be a girl too, like I said, desperate times =P). Of course the more people participate, the better, as there are parts when we all sing together 
Has anyone even heard from catimini since their latest input on this thread?
